My condo is taking the first steps to contract replacement windows in
2010 - this joke was forwarded this am and seems to hit the spot! jennellhLast year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
> contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
> been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
> Helloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
> automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales
> guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would
> pay for themselves! Hellooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was
> only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He
> never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.