And I really really mean it.
A lass is getting married this coming Sunday. She is a tall curvy woman. Her maid of honor had me make her dress, since she didn't have to match the bridesmaids, and encouraged the bride to have me do the wedding gown. The MoH feared that the bridal shop would blow it on the alterations. Well they did. They went to get the dress on Saturday. The length seems correct and for a wonder they appear to have gotten the bustline correct. Unfortunately the dress appears to be about 11 inches too small at the hips. Yep, ELEVEN inches, close to a foot. How they blew it that badly is a boggler. Remembering what the MoH said in the first place, the bride came a running to me. But I cannot fix it in time for the wedding. Not only would it put me another week behind on stuff I am already behind on (1), but it is just not possible. I cannot match the fabric out of what I have on hand, and it is one of those tight fitting quasi flamenco styles that have been popular with brides the last few years.
If it were floofier it would be easier. However she wanted a simple gown, so there are not a lot of places to hide an alteration of that magnitude. Lycra panels under a layer of lace was the quickest fix I could think of. She doesn't want lace. I told her to show up at the shop on Monday and to be _angry_. Lord knows she's got a right! You pay more than $7k for a gown including alterations and it should darn well fit in time for the wedding! I do feel sorry for her, but when you shop at a place that has given brides elizabethean style corsets (at half price) in order to squash their bust so they fit the gown, you have to expect a bit of bungling.
NightMist
(1) DD1 had a baby. Damian Christopher 8 pounds 12 ounces, 14 inch head circumfrence, and 21 inches long. Kiripet broke her wrist, and that has put a severe damper on household transportation. I have been fighting off another ear infection for the last two weeks. Of course this means everybody I have ever so much as hemmed a pair of jeans for wants work done.