OT Tripping Chipmunks

We have a family of chipmunks living under the siding at the front of the house. At least that is where we assume they are living since that is where they zip off to when we disturb them on our front porch.

We have been watching them for a couple of months now. You can see them almost every morning on our front porch eating and collecting seeds. The seeds they are collecting are from the morning glory vines that almost cover the front of the porch from ground to roof. They love those seeds. DH put a spoon of peanut butter out for them, and they totally ignored it in favor of morning glory seeds.

A little bit of research and questioning of science minded persons has led us to conclude that the furry little whackos are probably tripping their wee rodent brains out. Their internal chemistry is not that disimilar from a lab rat's, i.e. close enough to a human's that they have probably been on a long strange trip all summer.

I told DH that instead of putting out peanut butter he should have run speakers and played the Grateful Dead for them. Maybe put out some little psychedelic posters and a teeny black light.

NightMist working on figuring out how to get them out from under the siding

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NightMist
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We have chipmunks running amok in our yard. The only deterent is a nice cat or chipmunk chasing dog! Since our dog died the chipmunk have taken over and we choose not to have cats with our aviary, we've learned to live with the chipmunks. On several occasions we watched them run up our neighbors downspouts! They spend a great deal of time under the rocks around our waterfall and store seeds from the birdfeeders there. I even painted two in my downstairs powderroom, when guests visit they often say they'd like to visit the chipmunks!

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Bonnie NJ

LOL! And very interesting. Thought morning glories were outright poisonous. It's very impressive that they can be that high and still find théir holes! Maybe spraying the inside of the hole with something strong will help, so it doesn't smell like home to them? (lavender oil, cinnamon, garlic) Roberta in D

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Roberta Zollner

Nah. It's just that for years they coated the seeds that were sold with mercury compounds so that loadies wouldn't eat them. They contain Lysergic Acid Amide, which you could derive LSD from much more easily and safely than you could make meth from cold medicine. Druggies have been growing the flowers for the seeds for decades, but a human would have to eat lots and lots of them. The phrase 'bilious beanbag' has been used to describe how one would feel after ingesting that many seeds. The chipmunks are much much smaller than people, and though they have a faster metabolism, would still need many fewer seeds per ounce of body weight than a human in order to get the effect. Our little furry family seems to be living on them, and yes I have seen them actually fall off the porch railing. (G) The most popular varieties, Heavenly Blues and Pearly Gates, are supposed to have the highest concentration of the compound in them. I have those out front, as well as Scarlet O'Hara, Grandpa Ott, and Moonflowers. I think they have crossbred because I am getting some pastel shades and varicoloreds this year.

NightMist

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NightMist

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