Yesterday, a robber walked into a nearby bank and handed a note to the teller to hand over the money. A Mississippi State Trooper had walked in right behind him. If it weren't for bad luck, that robber would have no luck at all. That's almost as bad as the fellow here who dialed 911 because his methamphetamine lab had blown up and set his barn on fire. The sheriff arrived before the fire trucks fire trucks did. Polly
Oops. Sorry about the stutter. I was thinking the fire trucks must have been coming from afar. Okay. Back to my quilting. I'm making a log cabin and it's fun. Yes, Leslie. I have thread on the bobbin. Polly
The other day our court security team [affectionately known as rent-a- cop-with no-guns] had a guy go through the metal detector. Empty his pockets. Still kept going off. Opened the pack of cigaretees he had and out fell quite a array of pill. Checked his belt buckle. It was detachable brass knuckles, fully functional. Raised enough flags to have them call over some of the deputies to interview the guy. In going through his wallet they found counterfeit currency.
Our candidate for dumb crook award.
G> Yesterday, a robber walked into a nearby bank and handed a note to the
LOL Polly. My ds caught a bank robber. Really, but he also was the guy that was first to the head that was found on the freeway. Yuck. I keep telling him he should look into law school or something. Crooks seem to drop their cell phones at crime scenes once in awhile too. One call to mama and they get pretty close to the bad guy. Bad luck and stupid are both bad for criminals I guess. Taria
Several years ago we had a bank robber who used the drive-up window....no car, on crutches with his leg in a cast.....and wrote the note on the back of his own utility bill. Rocket scientist they aint. *sigh*
Our candidate for dumb crook award.
G> Yesterday, a robber walked into a nearby bank and handed a note to the
Some 20 or so years ago I was teaching in the school my son now attends... This is a boy's grammarschool, for the bright lads. Staff room discussion turned to on of our bad lads, as it does. Up piped one of the chemistry masters: You can tell our intake isn't what it was when the criminals are being caught!
Way back when I lived in Texas, a soldier robbed a bank during his lunch break. He was in uniform. Thus the teller had his name, rank, and unit for identification! Dumb and dumber. PAT
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