Nope.
In fact, I don't even go to comedy clubs.
Now if you have a club in your town that caters to goth quilters, let me know and I'll see if I can make it sometime :)
NightMist
Do you ever do a gig at the BroadRipple Comedy Club?
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>>Hey there are reasons I darned socks for years!
>>There are also reasons I quit darning socks (snip bad toxic sock >>syndrome crack).
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>>At least he is cutting his toenails now.
>>I just have to figure out a way to blunt the edges.
>>Apparently useing an emory board on your toenails gets you tossed out
>>of the Manly Mucho Macho Man Union or something.
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>>NightMist
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>>>That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!!!
>>>Honest.
>>>I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
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>>>Oh, uh, should I say "I'm sorry to hear of your quilt misfortune" >>>
>>>That's it I'm laughing again. Talon's of Doom.
>>>Toxic and clearly dangerous appendages.
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>>>Laughter is such good medicine. Thank you.
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>>>>>This is more tongue-in-cheek than a real question.
>>>>>
>>>>>Since the binding tends to wear first on a quilt, how about
>>>>>Kevlar or the more readily available Nomex?
>>>>>Has anyone here tried it or know of anyone who has tried it?
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>>>>>They do sew it so that's not a problem.
>>>>>
>>>>>Color selection could be a problem.
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>>>>>Cutting could be a problem.
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>>>>Cutting wouldn't be a problem, kevlar stops penetration by blunt
>>>>objects, it won't stop things like spears, arrows, knives or scissors. >>>>
>>>>I have mentioned my problem with my DH and his Talons of Doom here in
>>>>the past. The man rakes my quilt backs with his toenails and leaves
>>>>parrallel cuts with thin strips hanging off. He is sheer murder on my
>>>>bindings, to the point where I now make them as narrow as possible and
>>>>have gone to often useing the type of binding that is just a wrap from
>>>>the backing (which is a royal pain to get a mitered look on).
>>>>I took myself down to the hobby shop one day and got me some kevlar
>>>>thread (it is used frequently for something on the flying kind of
>>>>model airplane). The stuff cuts easily, frays like crazy if you try
>>>>and machine sew with it, and I can definitely say that the fabric will
>>>>tear before the thread breaks.
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>>>>I think I am going back to regular bindings, getting a new one of
>>>>those little foot jacuzzi thingies, a full line of pedicure stuff, and
>>>>some serious bribes for DGF (Hey, _I_ am not getting near those highly
>>>>toxic and clearly dangerous appendages if I can con somebody else into >>>>it!)
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>>>>NightMist
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