Ok - I was having fun - I never intended for the discussion to become so serious. I have no intention of opening my gift early but both Chuck and I have been having a lot off fun with the teasing. He's been getting a huge kick from everyone's 'not serious' responses and suggestions. So much so that when I emailed him the summary of all the suggestions, he shared them with everyone in the office and for the rest of the day, anyone who needed to drop by his office and talk to him addressed him as "the no good, cruel and unusual *!@*$". He came home laughing his head off. I REPEAT - I AM NOT MAD AT DH - I WILL NOT OPEN MY PRESENT EARLY - THIS IS A FUN THING!!!!
Musicmaker, who has once again worded something wrong and caused a lot of distress.