> >
> > The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. > >
> > He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing > >
> > a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I > >
> > am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare > >
> > me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I > >
> > expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going > >
> > to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, > guess > >
> > who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
> >
> > His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."