Dear Santa,
I've tried really hard not to say "bite me" in front of Elizabeth or Sarah this year -- I thought it but I didn't say it.
I made Larry breakfast in bed, I even set the alarm for 5:00 a.m. to do so. He wondered where my pod was.
I didn't buy any unnecessary scrapbooking tools (ok the circut cartridges were unnecessary but they were buy one get one, would you deny Mrs Claus "BoGo?"
I even changed a really nasty diaper on Sarah without throwing up or gagging. I also told her all about her, although she is 2 1/2 don't hold this against her, and she said there isn't a santa, I did tell her that her 7 year old friend was wrong you do exist.
So Santa if it isn't too much trouble could you tell my family that I only want these items? Maybe have my friends pass the word along:
Sincerely, a believer, Kate