You are on a street , alone.
Suddenly you see an evil , cursed rubberstamp!
What do you do?
You are on a street , alone.
Suddenly you see an evil , cursed rubberstamp!
What do you do?
Switch to PhotoEZ ... ! !
You use it to stamp in the diabolical scrapbook that you told us about in rec.craft.scrapbooks! Arleen
ZORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*laugh* My thoughts exactly.
I almost replied "go north..."
lol, "then you look down a well and see a stamp pad".
ARTEMIS
You are in a clearing. There is a white mailbox there.
Sorry, I don't know that command.
There's an envelope inside.
Taken.
The envelope is white, but has been sponged glorious shades of red and orange. Images have been stamped on it, with gold filagree embossed one one edge. The stamp looks so real that the post office has cancelled it, but upon closer examination, it's a picture of Pavarotti. The return address reads, "Corvallis, Oregon."
You don't really want to do that now, do you?
You are carrying: a heat gun (off), mail art, an unmounted stamp of a platypus, and an oddly glowing stone.
You are in a clearing. There is a white mailbox there. It's open and empty. (You're holding the mail!) To the north and south lie woods. A path leads west and a house leads to the east. It looks abandoned but maybe you could squeeze in the window.
You suck in your breath and squeeze in the window.
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
HAHAHAHA!
Good one Kay, and to think some trolls forget we are geeks too! :-)
ARTEMIS
Yes!
This was one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. Brings back memories of my trusty old Zenith machine and the many text dungeons I wandered through.
Good show and creative high fives to all who grew this tale!
kiyotei
Vic 20 Here! Ooooooo how bad is that! lol
Damn Syntax error!
ARTEMIS
Why are you sorry you do not know that command?
Take a close look at the county-by-county voting map from the last elections.
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.
Don't imitate the fly before you have wings.
-- Lady Chatterly
"you realise you are giving 'her' more scripts? (her 'intelligence' is growing)" -- catchmerevisited
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