A veiled musing about some tools I've met on RCW (not short)

Consider the cheap, useful and ubiquitous icons ' :) ' and its cousins 'G' and 'TIC'. These cheap abrasives, used with seemingly friendly but often deliberate intention, efficiently hide scarcasm (sic), unearned authority, sharp retorts and bad manners. Mean twisted grain bolstered by fellow bark inclusions can be smoothed acceptably by the grit of acrid humor.

Consider the quick umbrage grind. this cutting tool is ground with long drawn back serrated edges and oblique angles. It can be used to gouge divisively and masquerades under many names. Here on RCW it is often referred to as the "Cop Out" grind.

An effective finish for glossing over ugly roughing cuts and digs is thinned " But Seriously " pomade. It is oily and not very long lasting, but it is cheap and acts as a quick fix.

"I have learned how to hold and present these tools and employ them all too well ." (This old "it's me not you" shoe doesn't fit. Denigrating myself while doing the same unto others is a great aid to timid turners who lack the guts for an open scrape or thrusting cut.)

I understand that a few others have bought and are beginning to apply these aids to better turning. I hope not many because too much faux sweetness will soon rot a thread or even a ng.

Finally, my favorite boring tool for making bitter medicine go down, the lame and not always appropriate or well received "COC" . I reckon it's always the bit dog that yelps the loudest. --. .-. .. -. Arch

p.s. But seriously, I only mean to help. A

Fortiter,

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Arch
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Don't worry, when I act like an ass, I do it up front. -.-. / ..- / - / . BTW. Dave in Fairfax

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dave

Arch,

You are seriously out of control :-) BTW, very cleverly said!

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Joe Fleming

What did he say? What did he say? Who's he dissing this time? Has he joined forces with Al? .../---/.../ ??

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Leif Thorvaldson

Arch

I think your title could be intended to indicate some of the "tools" that frequent this board. In this case you would be using the word tool as an adjective to designate displeasure with one's idiotic tendencies.

Accordingly, I have to say that some (AL, etc) of the posters do act like (_|_)'s or even (o)(o)'s too!

But the scrapes and gouge catches are all part of the game and should be seen as a means to the end of their existence. I ask, how can one eliminate the errors one encounters without realizing the errors have been encountered?

Those who are oily and abrasive need not apply or attend! But if they did not, the experience, like a difficult bowl blank, may not encourage the turner to return to the scene of the offense! So, my friend, be patient with the catches, torn end grain and the multi-faceted gouge bevels that you encounter as they are indicators that you are in the game!

Ray

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Ray Sandusky

(_|_) That's cute.

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Gerald Ross

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