You people stop deluging me with emails asking me what do I think about the tsunami. I have some strong feelings about the tsunami, as we all do, but I need to juxtapose my own views with scripture before I just come out and say something that would make me look foolish. As we speak, I have a team of researchers poring over the ancient biblical texts to find examples of God hating poor people. This isn't easy work folks. All I can advise at this point is to ignore what you hear about "tectonic plates". That kind of science just doesn't coexist with the Bible. Clearly God was stretching after a long day of smiting and knocked over his glass of water. It's just like when I was knee high to a grasshopper and the thunder would scare me. Granny Kyder would tell me it was just God bowling. This was later proven to be true by Carl Sagan. So just relax folks.
I want to speak freely with you about this. However I feel it would not be in my best interest until I have all the facts. Rest assured as soon as I fully understand what I am dealing with you will be among the first to know the rest of the story. I just don't want to rush into this before I have a good grasp of the situation. Then the people closest to me, business associates, family and of course the people of AMR will get full disclosure from me. Thank you all for your support. God Bless Al Kyder