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Bathroom humor is not for everyone ....,

.... but just to lighten the rest of us up (or down) a bit, here's an item that's easy to make and fun for we cognitively deprived. It's probably not art, but this little 'stool sample' will put the stiff & strictly business front office person your doctor puts between you and him/herself in their place.

Get some little black plastic boxes that new film comes in free at a film developing store. For the seats, turn 3/8 in. thick discs that will fit into the box. Insert match sticks or whatever for legs long enough to make the 3 legged stools a snug fit in the box. Make a label for the box; ****** "Stool Sample" ******

Next time when 'Mr/Ms Superiority deigns to look out of that little box-office window in your doc's waiting room hand over a stool sample container telling him/her that you think you filled it full enough, but to be sure, please open it and check if the stool sample is fresh enough and not too runny. Enjoy the confusion and consternation.

p.s. My doctor laughed and altho some of his staff protested disgust, all wanted one. :)

Turn to Safety, Arch Fortiter

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...to help lighten up (or down) we few cognitively deprived juveniles, here's a project that's easy to make and fun for some. It's a stool sample that will put that haughty and superior person who lives behind the sacrosanct little box-office window in most doctor's waiting rooms in his/her place.

Nothing more than a tiny three legged stool in a black plastic roll film container, free at most film developing stores. Turn a 3/8 in. thick disc for the seat that fits into the container. Attach 3 match sticks or whatever for legs that are long enough so that the stool is a snug fit inside the box.

Attach a label: ***Stool Sample***

Last time herself finally deigned to open the window, I handed over a container, seriously telling her that I hoped I had filled it full enough and the stool was fresh and not too runny, but to be sure I asked her to please open the box and check. She was aghast! I enjoyed the consternation, but I did have the grace to shortly open the box for her.

My doctor and all but two of his staff laughed. Funny thing tho, _everyone including some patients wanted a 'stool sample'. Glad I had made several. :)

Turn to Safety, Arch Fortiter

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My red faced apology, This took so long to appear that I figured that it hadn't been transmitted and I repeated it. Why must my posting errors always be so tacky and stay on the list so long? Forgive. :(

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It wouldn't happen any other way, Arch.

I sure wouldn't worry about it. Good for snicker over here, though.

Robert

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Wry Smile over here,.........................some kids never seem to grow up ........... ..................ROTFLMAO.

Goto make me some of those samples OOHHHH I can see those faces, that's FACES....;-)))))

Have fun and take care Leo Van Der Loo

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snipped-for-privacy@webtv.net (Arch) wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@storefull-3174.bay.webtv.net:

Arch, I must be as clever or as sick as you are (both are admirable qualities). I thought about doing the same thing, but not in the same way (wasn't going to use the real stuff). Hank

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Henry St.Pierre

Back in the days when I was subject to random drug testing ("Golden Flow") I made it a point of honor to get some water from the faucet and ensure the outside of the container was wet before placing it on the privacy turntable. Even the guy who had to watch thought it was a good way to let them know what we really thought of the program.

There was an additional duty to envy - PP monitor.

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I LIKE it!!

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Hank, I may be sicker than you think. Last summer my daughter threw a birthday party for her Australian Shepherd. I turned three red fireplugs as porta-potties for the event. They were well used by the males (dogs, that is).

Darrell & Robert, Thanks for the one-up. I sure needed that.

Leo, Thanks. "Faces". That's a good one. Wish I'd thought of it.

George, your wet urine containers remind me of another of my perversities. When a 'hot shot' freshman med. got toooo full of himself. I would mention an old rapid test for diabetes; testing urine for a sweet taste. I touched my 3rd finger to the urine and quickly touched my index finger to my tongue then suggested that he try it.

To all the ng gagging from my tasteless (pun intended) comments, a suggestion: How about sharing some perhaps a little more tasteful, but unusual & artless fun items that you have turned.

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Pretty much what_diabetes mellitus_ means in Greek, isn't it?

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