How to bake whales in my oven ?

Fresh from an Iraqi prisoner interrogation prison snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com.hk (Blaine Adamson) smirked:

I recommend dragging them into your living room, and then setting fire to the house.

Hello mate.... Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated. Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes will be scattered to the ocean....

Roy

That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try cremating himself first, just to see if it works.

Make sure you get all the elephants out first.

gp

A perfectly good whale should be in the ocean and not in the home of a dolt.

It is just a like asking how do you bake a bull or a cow if your oven is tiny...A plain common sense can help him if he not lazy to think.

Switched your handle to avoid killfiles, eh troll? Still crossposting too.

Noooo!

How you bake a bull or a cow or a whale is...

Have a qualified butcher cut it up into manageable pieces, such as romp, roast, sirlion and such and bake, grill, or broil the manageable pieces.

"Blaine Adamson" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news: snipped-for-privacy@posting.google.com...

You are in the false newsgroup. Try japanese cooking ! They will know.