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...and I could name him Honta!

-Kalera

I thought about beads, like lentils, but anything that grows comes in too many sizes, LOL!

-Kalera

OK, now I need a hat, a brooch, and a pterodactyl to put in my pics... :D

(How many people would get it?)

(I bet a lot.)

-Kalera

Oh, my aching image!

-Kalera

And you could stretch the condom out, put the beads in it, then snap a pic, so folks would get an idea of what the beads would look like if etched:) See how helpful I am?

Haw haw haw haw! Legos are European. Don't they have Lego parks in Europe, and Japan? Silly mommy! (SMOOCH)

I know. Turds and boogers are universal too. (Oh, but they come in different sizes, don't they....) ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

Kevin tasted that. It is really, really, REALLY bad. I cut that bean in two to look at it -- the flavor got on my fingers, and I could smell it. You never saw anyone wash their hands so freaking fast in your life.

Kevin was sort of sickened by the vomit Bott's bean for DAYS. He almost barfed right there when he tasted it. P-tooey, it tastes exactly like bile! I don't know how they did it. ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

Buy an antique one on eBay. I sometimes use the old yellow-and-black ones to edge/border my collages. They look wicked cool, though they're not what you might call "pretty". ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

HAAAAAAAAW HAW HAW HAW! Su, I LOVE you!! ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

The earwax ones and the dirt ones were also of note:)

He's a much, much better man than I!!!

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

Not everyone has seen a condom, though, for comparison. (I know I haven't seen one since the Seventies.) ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

How about an AA battery? or a toothpick? or a teabag? or a semi-sweet chocolate morsel? or a thimble? or a hook style earring finding?

Okay, does it show that I'm bored and anxious for my mom to get here? LOL! She called me from St Louis around 2pm, and is supposed to call from the halfway point when she gets gas, but DAMN--that should have been a while ago--it's only a 2 hr 20min drive, plus time to get her luggage, the rental car, and stop for food!

No. I won't. I'm sorry I ever brought up those Bott's Beans!!! Ick, blech...

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

They also have a very popular canned drink called "Poccari Sweat"-- it's a "sports' drink", like Gateraide, actually. It makes sense to Japanese-- you drink it to replace the sweat you've lost. Kaytee "Simplexities" on

They're Danish, I think.... Kaytee "Simplexities" on

Let's not even go into WHY.

-Kalera

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LOLOLOL! Now I want a condom so I can do a lampwork condom auction!

-Kalera