For entertainment purpses only (referenced on NPR):
- Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%)
- Cobb, David - Green Party (80%)
- Nader, Ralph - Independent (80%)
- Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (74%)
- Brown, Walt - Socialist Party (70%)
- Badnarik, Michael - Libertarian (36%)
- Bush, President George W. - Republican (25%)
- Peroutka, Michael - Constitution Party (19%)
#2 & #3 scare me, lol.