OFF TOPIC - a recipe for madness

I`ve got the Royal Marines march-past on mine, thanks to Richard! (A Life on the Ocean Wave).

Pat

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I was at DED's the other Sunday and one grandchild beast changed the ringtone on my cell when I wasn't looking, then had the gall to 'phone me and it sounded as if someone trod on the cat's tail, ghastly screech. I can't tell you how fast they found themselves altering it back lol

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Sue

Cheryl,

I change my son's ringtones from time to time just for a laugh. Usually I change it to the Polka! He says his friends all laugh. There are a few doozies that came with the phone.

Sneaky, aye.

Diane

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Tell them to be daring - and trendsetters -- and use ringtones that sound like a ringing telephone.

DS has set the alarm in mine several times - once for all three alarms to go off in a row. Cheryl

My phone didn't come with one of those; that's what I wanted to use.

Cheryl

I'd get so many strange looks.

Then again, so did the woman whose ring tone was "Yo b*tch you're phone is ringing"

Cheryl

That could be a good one!

Cheryl Isaak ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

That is what I use, normal telephone ring but I guess they thought that was pretty 'weird' ! I can also have one that sounds like a fire alarm but because it sometimes might go off during a bridge game, I am thinking lol

I believe they`ve done that awful "Crazy Frog" as a ringtone! Now that WOULD drive you nuts. I got it on a keyring for Richard last Christmas. After his boys had driven HIM mad with it, he passed it on to his soon-to-be-brother-in-law`s little boy. Looks like I`ve driven several families round the bend with it!!! If you Google Crazy Frog Ring Tone, you can get it!!! LOL! I hope your kids don`t read this.

Pat

A good use for such a keyring or those infuriating greeting cards that incessantly play a tinny tune is to pop them into molehills on your lawn

- the moles soon move out!

That's not that bad as compared a few I've heard. Cheryl

Not much good with a keyring - unless you`re prepared to nip out every few seconds to press the button! LOL!

Pat

But the moles would trigger the keyring themselves when they stepped upon it...

I`d rather rely on my daughter`s other half who is an expert mole-catcher! LOL!

Pat

It's a cat? RDH C

No - he`s a human bean OK! A deerstalker, but catches moles when required! LOL!

My geese used to try to catch moles - I heard loud honking one morning, and all three of them were standing around a still erupting molehill waiting to attack anything that might appear! Mind you, the gander would have a go at anyone, including me!

Pat

My previous phone played Nessun Dorma. It went off at a meeting once and two men at the table began to sing along with it. Dawne