Joan asked me to post this as she is very busy currently with school getting ready to start - well that's what she said - when she urged me to post this lol
- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
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> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> Tame Way.
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> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
> They Take The Psycho Path
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> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> You Boil The Hell Out Of It
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> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> Dam!
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> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> Polaroids
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> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> A Stick
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> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> Nacho Cheese.
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> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.
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> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> Quattro Sinko.
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> 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> Spoiled Milk.
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> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> Frostbite.
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> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> A Nervous Wreck.
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> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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> 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> Right Where You Left Him.
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> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> Because They Have Big Fingers.
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> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> Because It Scares The Dog.
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> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> Sanka.
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> 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad skydiver?
> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer