This appeared in my mail this morning:
OT: Baseball!!!!!
Jan 19, 2006
24 Replies
That's hilarious. Tradition Field is about 1 mile down the road from the entrance to my gated community. Let me know when you'll arrive and I'll be sure to leave a light on for ya!
Oh, I nearly forgot, Puff said to be sure and bring Miss Kitty and "whatsername." Since he's the Crown Prince and she's bordering on Empress, I know they could entertain each other.
Lucille
Don't I wish!
Sara
Stop wishing. Lucille's agreeable; we can stay at her place. Bring stitching.
If you don't mind sleeping on the floor, or maybe on an airbed, you really are welcome. I'll even take you to a sports bar that nearly always has a player or two sitting at the bar.
Lucille
And if you come here, I know where all the cute hockey players are.
Cheryl
The 'cutest' one is in Pittsburgh! ;))
Mavia
Isn't he a little young for that yet, Cheryl?
Elizabeth
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Aha! I see, a bar crawler is little Lucille lol
Naahhh--they serve great hamburgers.
SNIP
Well of course I think he's cute! (aka DS)
But I was thinking of
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Cheryl
Bah, who wants a toothless, broken-nosed, short-tempered chunkboy? Gimme those tall, rangy baseball players any day! Not as likely to require me stop them from throwing punches at a restaurant.
Baseball players spit and I regard that as the filthiest habit of all. I just don't understand why anyone would do it, it is most unhealthy. I hate to think what all those gobs of phlegm are like on astro turf. Do they have special cleaners who go out and remove it all ?
Hockey players spit, too, but when they do it, it's teeth that come out! :)~~~~~~~~~
Actually, now that baseball players are being encouraged to avoid chewing tobacco, they don't spit nearly as much. Now they just walk to the plate and adjust their crotch in clear view of 50,000 people.
I don't know about astro turf because we have grass, but I do know the Mets players have been known to get speeding tickets while driving drunk and have gotten into more than one little "tiff" in a restaurant. But they are nearly all tall and rangy and cute and mostly they are very good to the kids when it comes to signing autographs and speaking in the schools and things like that.
I like broad shoulders and the shortest guy on the team is 5'10".
;)
Cheryl
I have yet to figure that one out! At least when a hockey player puts his equipment on, nothing is going to move much!
Cheryl
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I'm going to put in a word for male soccer players. They are the fittest physically and sure have the nicest bodies. Evenly muscular, unlike say football players with those huge necks.
I live with two cute hockey players! Don't even have to go to a bar to find them. :-).
Sara
I always knew I liked you!
Elizabeth
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