I found this to be quite profound and felt obligated to share it with
you.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have now demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli, the bacterium found in feces.) In other
words we are consuming a kilo of poop.
We do not run that risk, however, when drinking wine and beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.