Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!'
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts
to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!'
Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts
the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his
clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'you sign! You sign!'
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: 'look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I
don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a
knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You
sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by
his shirtfront and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these
to?'
The little Ch (Get your Chinese accent ready.)....
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
I'm sorry lol