OT: Good for a laugh

"Ghengis Khan's Wife" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Rest in peace. Where should I send the flowers?

I'm good till 2047, so I'll be pushing 90. Wonder if I can stitch up all my stash by then?

If I put in normal I still have 9 years to go. However, if I put in pessimistic, I died in 1997. I guess I'm going to have to try to be normal, but I'm not sure I can accomplish that in the time left.

Just send wine lol

"Lucille" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

We were too honest lol

Ruby All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.

Ah!! that must be the key to long life and probably explains why I only have a year. LOL! I must try to be more normal. LOL! Ruby All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.

Whow! one would never have guessed you are so well preserved. Must be the wine. LOL! ruby All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.

Stitcher ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

No, it mostly seems to be if you are a pessimist - they die young lol

Stitcher ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Think how I tried to promote the drinking of red wine while alive, I was on to something, clearly lol

I'm good until 2059! YIKES!

Cheryl

YOU'RE dead, dingbat. Your children might enjoy the flowers more. :)

OK, I'm leaving you my unstitched stash in my Will. :)

Well, the DD will live to be a hundred according to this; actually, a hundred plus some months. Based on family history, I seriously doubt this!

Helen (Who's scheduled to die in July 2026, with DH to follow in December the following year.)

Yup, as a pessimist it only gives me 16 more years. Optimist gives me

Never mind flowers---get the horses rested up to haul in the casks for the wake. Dawne

Apparently i am going to live until 2055. So maybe I will get to finish most of my stash after all. callou callay Dawne