A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks." A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains and half a heart, and send her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week."
OT: medical science advances
Feb 15, 2008
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That will be a total anti-climax after the asshole they transplanted to DC 7 years ago.
As some of you may have noticed, on a personal basis I have stopped forwarding anti-Hillary jokes. I opened an email joke one day and thought to myself, this is not just chance that EVERY political joke I receive just now is anti Hillary, it has to be done with calculation.
It reminds me of all the anti Kerr jokes that came round to do with him really being a coward in Viet Nam (lets not worry GWB didn't even have the balls to go there) and it was really unattractive and distinctly put me off Republicans.
I have visions of good little born again Christians in the south sitting at their computers forwarding anti-Hillary jokes every which way. I am glad voting in the USA is not my responsibility and I hope you guys sort it out and pick the right person - this time - think back to how high was American stock when Georgie got in, and where do you see it now ? The sands of time are running out on you and Georgie is still fiddling.
Why don't you tell us what you really think !!! lol RD&H and ;*))
It's funny - some Hillary jokes I find funny, just like some Bush jokes (despite remaining firmly Republican, I don't like the man). Others are just in poor taste and aren't funny at all.
Personally, I'm waiting for the Huckabee jokes.
C
No, you (generic you) might not like it !
That's just why I find it plotted - there should be a mix, but there isn't. I will laugh at them all, but not if they only hit on one person, whomever that person might be.
It's weird. If the original joke had just said Hillary had only half a heart, I would probably have found it funny - I think that jokes that hit close to home are funny - but saying she has no brains ruined it for me. Little could be farther from the truth and I don't even like the woman.
Elizabeth
Amongst other problems with that joke is that it's ancient and has been told over and over with different names each time.
True - the no brains wasn't the "funny part".
C
Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!" Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill "I found out who p*ssed in your saxophone."
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Thanks Dora - I don't like to see conspiracies because people usually take one as seriously as they take people who sight a UFO. (I know they exist, UFOs, because there are several in my house )
By the way, I have your White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake all made for a bridge party tomorrow that is all chocolate, all women lol Since I don't care for true chocolate I made that so there was something I would want to eat. Several people remember that from the other time, so it's a recipe and a half.
You're getting good use out of that recipe, aren't you. No such goodies for me. Well, not many. I have been practising restraint since Xmas, and have been taking the stairs at work (6 flights). Not that it has done me much good. Budgeting and dieting seem to have a great deal in common. Exemplary behaviour for weeks, even, blown in one evening. How can that be? Dora
Now *that's* funny!
It's the same for me - I was right down a year ago then I could no longer use my treadmill daily and voila, back it comes. I need that exercise but my hips kill me if I do it, vicious circle.
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