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OT: Nerdy groaners

Okay, here's a bad bunch for all you nerds and punsters. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Sue (hey! I hear you groaning!)

Things your science and math teachers never taught you.

  • . 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
  • 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
  • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
  • . 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
  • 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
  • Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
  • 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
  • 10 cards = 1 decacards
  • 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
  • 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
  • 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
  • 10 rations = 1 decaration
  • . 2 monograms = 1 diagram
  • 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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Susan Hartman
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No groans from me, just a couple of long, loud moooaaaannnns!!! lol

There are actually some new ones in this and I can't wait to forward them to some appreciative friends.

Lucille

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Lucille

LOLOLOL!

Pat

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Pat P

And another one................

Why did they give an award to a scarecrow?..............

Wait for it! . . . . .

Because he was outstanding in his field !

(Don`t blame me - it was my grandson!!!)

Pat

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Pat P

And another one ....

Did you hear about the funeral where the undertaker arrived with the coffin, to find that no-one had put the trestles in place.

"May I have three chairs for the coffin?" he asked ... and a voice from the back shouted....

"Hip, Hip........!!!"

Pat

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Pat P

Pat P wrote: > Maybe you should have had a metal shafted brolly after all, Sue - it might

Let she who is without sin throw the first stone.....

Sue :-P (blowing a raspberry in your general direction!)

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Susan Hartman

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