Okay, here's a bad bunch for all you nerds and punsters. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Sue (hey! I hear you groaning!)
Things your science and math teachers never taught you.
- . 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- . 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
- 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
- Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
- 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
- 10 cards = 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
- 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
- 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
- 10 rations = 1 decaration
- . 2 monograms = 1 diagram
- 8 nickels = 2 paradigms