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Four retired guys were walking down the street in Ft. Meyers, Florida when they saw a sign that said, "Old Timer's Bar" "All Drinks 10 Cents!"

They looked at each other, then went in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender said in a voice that carried across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"

All four asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender served up four iced martinis, shaken, not stirred, and said, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four men stared at the bartender for a moment, looked at each other....then paid the 40 cents. After the second round, which cost them under a dollar, their curiosity got the best of them. Finally, one of the men said, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for only a dime apiece?"

"Well, I'm a retired tailor from Boston, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor, beer, all the same."

"Wow, that's quite a story" said one of the men.

As they continued to sip their martinis, they couldn't help but notice the other three guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them....and hadn't ordered anything all the while they were there.

One of the men gestured toward the men with no drinks and asked the bartender, "What's with them?"

"Oh, they're from North Dakota. They're waiting for happy hour at 5 o'clock when drinks are half price.

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Cheryl Isaak
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Cheryl Isaak ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Uh oh ! Joan won't be liking this ! Cheap drunks from ND eh?

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lucretia borgia

Actually (she said smirking) I changed the state just for Joan!

Cheryl

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Cheryl Isaak

Cheryl Isaak ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

She's gonna think we'm picking on her lol

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lucretia borgia

I guessed that!! giggling

Gill

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Gill Murray

A prominent group of scientists have proposed a theory that drinking beer makes men turn into women. This theory is based upon recent analysis which revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. To test their theory the scientists gave 100 men 6 pints of beer each. It was observed that after consuming their 6 pints of beer every one of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. The scientists have announced that no further testing is felt necessary.

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Bruce

Bruce ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

You're a brave man, aren't you ???

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lucretia borgia

I did have my tongue in my cheek when I pressed the "send" key, honest Miss!

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Bruce

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?". Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" Redhead: "Gin and tonic." Blonde: "I'll have a 15." Bartender: "What's a 15?" Blonde: "7 and 7"

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Bruce

I think thirty lashes with a wet noodle is way to kind for this troublemaker!!

BTW, DH wants this for his "ex-military guys" list

Gillian

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Gill Murray

Oh no, not the wet noodle!

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Bruce

I don't *think* you're picking on me, I *KNOW* you're picking on me! Good thing I had four older sisters so I'm used to being picked on. LOL!

And what's wrong with being wise spenders, huh? And how can the NoDaks be cheap drunks when they're not drinking? Answer me *that*, Miss-Smartypants-Sheena!!! And, just for you: :-p

Joan, in beautiful North Dakota, where *every* hour is a happy hour!!!!!

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Joan E.

Would you prefer wet floss, Bruce? I'll even let you pick the color! :)

Joan

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"Joan E." ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Sure sounds like we got her lololol RDH

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lucretia borgia

Temptress!

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Bruce

Be careful, Sheena, because some day I *will* get you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

J
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