The Thames Valley Police approach a naked man crawling along the motorway with a naked woman on his back.
Constable: Evening, sir. And may I ask what you're doing?
Naked man: I'm going to a masked ball.
C: Yes, sir, and what are you going as?
NM: A tortoise.
C: And what about the young lady?
NM: She's Michelle.
Giggle! Gillian
Grroooaaaannnnnn--- I guess I'm just going to have to send it to all my friends and get an opinion. ;*))))
No - Groooaaaan!!!
Pat P
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Ooooh Gillian - I am going to get Lucille to come over to Polk and shoot you!
Now where could I have put that water gun ???
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Make sure you take the one with the gallon tank, not the little water pistol thingy.
See, guys, didn't that brighten up an otherwise ho-hum day?
G
Very definitely. I needed that while I was cleaning up the kibble that spilled all over the floor when I was transferring it to the container.
Kibble? Who's that for? Surely HRH gets pate and steak every meal?
Elizabeth
No--his staff is too lazy to cook. But I'm sure you won't be surprised that the Crown Prince is on a special, aka expensive, diet.
Lucille
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Hate it when that happens - messy stuff.
I would have to be having a ho-hum day for it to brighten it, but it wasn't terrible.
Around here, I don't worry about spilled kibble. Someone else happily cleans it up for me. In fact, someone's nose in my way is usually the reason for the spilled kibble.
Ooohhh, noooooo! I must be having a bad day.....I had to read the punch line 3 or 4 times before I got it! Thanks, Gill!!
Joan
As our worthy Mr Cripwell posts.................HTH
Gillian
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