POTATO PROSTITUTES
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
Hold on......
You're gonna love it...
It's the I - DA - HO
OT: Posted at Joan's request lol
Aug 16, 2006
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Brenda Lewis ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with
They were probably standing on those sprouts one gets on them after they have been too long in the bag lol
You and Joan can BOTH go to your rooms!
OR they can just come visit me. I loved it.
Elizabeth
Joan MADE me do it. Now she has gone home for the day and left me here holding the bag. Of spuds of course lol
Heh. If you're going to say things like that, you could at least try something credible. Nobody ever MADE you do anything, I'll bet.
Elizabeth
Well, I thought it was tasteless, tacky, incredibly low brow and coarse. OH -- wait -- I forgot to mention that I LOVED it too! Right up my alley -- LOLOL! CiaoMeow >^;;^<
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Must be an American thing - I didn`t get it!
Pat P
It sounded good lol My kids always said it, I thought I would try it on ~
Now, Brenda, where was *your* spew warning?!?!?! LOLOLOL!
Joan
Just for you, Sheena: :):):):):):):)
What you *didn't* tell everyone, though, is that *you* sent it to *me* first! I just like to share! :)
Joan
Well! I hope you're going to give them a good roasting! Call me when they're done and I'll eat all of the brown crunchy ones for you. Liz from Humbug
With sour cream and butter and chives and bacon AND melted cheese?
They are yours, lobbing one over now lol
So I'm hearing we need to get together and have a big spud roast with a toppings bar. Sounds good to me!
Absolutely!
At the state political convention this spring, one of the local-office candidates wanted to do a hospitality suite without spending a lot of money.
I looked in and saw a wait-person with an ice cream scoop and sundae glasses. It appeared to be a really rich French vanilla, not the cheap really white stuff, but the cream-colored good stuff. As I approached, I realized the red stuff in the bowl was not cherries, but diced tomatoes. Who puts tomatoes on ice cream? Then saw the chives, the cheese, concluded the "whipped cream" was probably sour cream, so by the time I got my sundae dish, I was reasonably certain I was getting mashed potatoes and not Haagen Dazs.
Most unique idea I've seen at a convention in eons.
Mmmm, make sure there are steak tips on the bar. I think I know what I want for supper tonight!
Supper, nothing. I think I'm having well-garnished mashed potatoes for lunch. Come join me!
Lunch was 3-1/2 hours ago! And by the time I could get to you supper would also be past. You'll just have to eat some for me. :-)
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