Found this while browsing through the Craig's List Help Wanted section and couldn't stop from laughing. I've deleted identifying info just in case, heaven forfend!, somebody might actually want to get in touch with this person. Please note, this was posted at 1:41 PM of the day in question.
Lynda
....................................................................... "My apartment is a mess and i want to hire a housecleaner to hook it up. Its actually not that bad and someone who works fast could probably do the job in 2 hours or so. I have 40 to offer. You would need to bring a vacuuum as i don't own one. I want the clutter cleaned up, dishes washed, carpets vacuumed, just simple basic stuff, but i want it done well. Im in XXXXX Please be ok with dogs, as i have 2. They are very nice, just be ok being around them. If your intrested get back to me. I would like this done today (wednesday)."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." ..................Paul Rodriguez..................................... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~