So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
- Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
- You make over 0,000 and still can't afford a house.
- You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
- Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
- You can't remember . is pot illegal?
- You've been to a baby shower for a baby that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
- You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
- A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
- Gas costs .00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
- It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
- It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
- Both you AND your dog have therapists.
- The Terminator is your governor.
- If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.