My oldest is 20 years, but it's not my fault. My DH wanted me to make him a quilt in "bright colors". He couldn't describe what he meant by "bright" so I took him along to the LQS. He selected the colors and I selected the sampler blocks. Turned out "bright" meant yellow. Yes, the color that's hard to work with and not a color I've had a lot of experience with, being a blonde.
When I'm about 5 blocks away from being done for our full sized bed, he decided we needed a queen sized bed. Toss in a huge remodel of the house and making the needed blocks for a quilt sized bed took a back seat. Then his company laid off 95% of the workforce (in the middle of the remodel) and we moved several states south.
At some point after the move I unpack the pieces of the "bright" quilt and start to work on it again. I'm excited because I only have 3 blocks to go and....can you guess what's next?! Yep, he decided it's time for a king sized bed! At this point all I can do is look at him and say "If you even think about a California King, I'll divorce you!"
Two more job related moves and the quilt is still unfinished. Only 2 blocks to go and it matches the new master bedroom perfectly so "Mike's Amoeba" may be completed soon.
Best part of this whole thing is that even though the quilt has grown I've never run out of any of the fabrics I've been using to make it.
MAD Quilter in Atlanta