OT Lame joke, especially for Polly

To start your New Year off with a groan, here's the latest Car Talk lame joke.

I friend at work had an unusual dental related problem recently. About a month ago he had to have a small steel plate inserted in his mouth. A week later he noticed the plate was starting to rust. The dentist asked him if he had a change in his eating or drinking habits that may have caused the problem. My friend explained that he had tried hollandaise sauce for the first time recently and liked it so much he put it on everything.The dentist advised that the solution was to remove the steel plate and replace it with a chrome plate. When my friend asked why chrome the dentist replied, "There is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

Reply to
Kathy Applebaum
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...groan...LOL ~KK in BC~

Reply to
~KK in BC~

Wow, I have to send that to my DFIL - King of the groaners

Reply to
Boca Jan

I hereby nominate you for the Holiday Groaner Hall of Fame. After careful consideration, a decision shall be made as to whether your hollandaise should be added to the red trucks and rain, dear. My vote is with you. Polly

Reply to
Polly Esther

Yeow, that is *bad.

--Heidi

Plattsburgh (UPstate) NY

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Kathy Applebaum wrote:

Reply to
hfw

errr..... what's the joke?

Reply to
Jessamy

It's a pun on the song "There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays":

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For having to explain this joke to you, you must forfeit half your stash to me. Feel free to deliver it personally. ;-)

Reply to
Kathy Applebaum

Think Christmas songs...."There's no plac(t)e like ?for the ?" Get it yet??

Reply to
KJ

thanks LOL the link was especially handy as I didn't know the song.

all things considered (price of fabric over here and lack of income to add to said stash) I don't think I will share half my stash as is. however I might be persuaded to share half the stash I have personally bought since Christmas

Reply to
Jessamy

LOL thanks but no I didn't - as I don't know many Christmas songs however Kathy's link did help :-)

Reply to
Jessamy

Probably as much as I've bought since October! LOL

Reply to
Kathy Applebaum

well somehow I managed not to spend a single cent hehehehe

Reply to
Jessamy

Duh! Head slap here! I'd totally forgotten where you live! Who do I have to send half my stash to for such a dumb move? So sorry. KJ

Reply to
KJ

well... if you are into sending out stash.... I'll take the orange and brown/neutral part

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Jessamy

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Sharon Gates

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