This was sent to me and I just had to pass it on. I hope it does not offend anyone.
Today is . . . International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day
And remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!
Sandy
LOL!
Teresa in MD
Funny! :)
Too funny! Just had to pass it on to a friend.
SANDY!! I would not expect that from you, but rather April, Jean or Sabrina!!! On the OTHER and, no it would be Deb as she is apreacherskid and WE ALL know how bad to the core they are - LOL!!!
Too funny I have to send it on to my regular email friends!!!
10 for 05OKC Dave
I like that. Thanks for sharing.
Chrissy
Will suprises never cease?????? I have a great one about a tazer gun I'll have to send you. I couldn't post it here. When I sent it to my firend at work she called me that night and said I got her into trouble -she had to go home and change her pants after reading it. Sandy
Us preachers kids are so bad because we hang out with the deacon's kids. :P~~ But it's worse now, Dave. Not only am I an onry preacher's kid but a conspiring preacher's wife! LOL
Had to pass it on to my 3 girlfriends... so they could pass it on... and so on and so on
Thanks!
Melissa in Seattle Pages in 2005 = 113
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