I took my son to the doctor. The good news is, he has a virus. The bad news is, the strain of virus that has been going around is ugly and has been lasting anywhere from 7 to 15 days. I'm to keep my son full of fluids so he stays hydrated and give him fever reducers.
So, I bought my son some Cheetos. I RARELY buy chips (because if they are in the house I can't eat just one) but I knew he would eat those, they'd make him thirsty, and then he'd drink his fluids! =)