OK YOUNG MAN. WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED WE WERE? A NUMBER OF US HAVE BEEN CALLING YOUR HOME WITH NO ANSWER - EMAILING TO FULL MAILBOXES - CONTACTING FLORIDA CHAPTER PRESIDENTS. SOME OF US WERE THINKING THE WORST - NO, NOT THAT YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY AL K. AND TRANSPORTED TO HIS NEW HOME PLANET.
SIT UP STRAIGHT, THIS IS SERIOUS. WE SET OUT THE DOGS ON YOU BECAUSE WE CARE - NEXT TIME YOU PLAN ON BEING GONE FROM THE GROUP FOR A MONTH YOU HAD BETTER LET US KNOW. WE WERE WORRIED SICK. ...GONE TO MAINE FOR CRIMINEY SAKE! I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME FELLA BECAUSE YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE FOR A GOOD LONG TIME. NOW MARCH TO YOUR LAZY-BOY AND GET MUSING.