Afters years of research and development I would like to announce the I have succeded in perfecting a true perpetual motion machine. Now those of you who are more familiar with my artistic side might be reluctant to believe this scientific marvel but it's true. I have been blessed with equally powerful left and right hemispheres of my brain. So this means that in addition to having an eye for perfect forms I am also able to work out comlicated mathematical equations in my head.These gifts culminated in the development of this awesome machine.My first prototype has been powering a 40W light bulb in my shop for six months now and shows no signs of slowing down.All from a single flick of these talented fingers.My second generation "PMT" will go on line soon and will free me of dependence on the bigamist controlled utility company to power my trailer.
I have been approached by the military,NASA,and a foriegn government of dubious character(read Canardians)all seeking the secret to this gift from God.I have rebuked them all.I saw what they did with the power of the atom.I'm not letting them get thier hands on this baby. Do I look stupid? Anyway I have decided to direct the use of this awesome technology myself.Imagine the possibilities.Arrid lands made green and fertile.Oceans desalinated for potable water.Hunger eliminated from the face of the earth and millions saved from certain starvation and death.
All I need is a few investors.I must improve my facilities to continue my work on the scale necessary to reach accomplish my goals.If you are interested in this wonderful opprotunity please contact me in private and I will be glad to discuss with you how you can help mankind and provide security for your familys future.
God Bless, Al Kyder