OT: Confession time.

Back in the mid '70's when I was dating Helene I taught her 4 or 5 year old son to say "Jive Turkey" and "Mommy winooooooo." WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL one day they were standing in a sloooow moving line at the grocery store when she hears him say in a loud clear voice "Mommy winooooooo ........jive turkey!" She looked up and the largest black man she'd ever seen standing in line in front of her was just glaring! When I came over that evening she was upset and was talking to me about teaching her kids phrases. In the middle of the rather one-sided conversation he walks in the room and goes "Wino, wino, wino, Mommy winoooooooo jive turkey!" Well she lost it. She got laughing so hard she had tears running down her face. We ended up sounding like a pack of howling dogs going "winooooooooooooooooooooo winooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Ray

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Ray DeVous
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Ray. You are messed UP. ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

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Dr. Sooz

.....but he sure plays a mean pinball!

Ray

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Ray DeVous

LOL! Ok, I feel old now.

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Beadbimbo

Who's the Pinball Wizard?

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JoAnn Paules

A character in rock opera by The Who.

..Stephanie..

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Stephanie

No, no, no. I KNEW that. My post was even a weird dumb joke. "WHO's the Pinball Wizard?" Get it? Okay, you may groan now.

(The sad thing is I'm probably old enough to be Stephanie's mom and she's going to explain The Who to me. ;-) )

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JoAnn Paules

vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from "JoAnn Paules" :

] "WHO's the ]Pinball Wizard?"

no - Who is on FIRST!

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vj

Guess Who's next?

-Su

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Su/Cutworks

groannnnn, LOL, now I get it!

I'm 41, can YOU be my mom? I don't like mine...

..Stephanie..

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Stephanie

Well, not I can't. But I could be a big sister. I've never had a sister. Want to fight over who got more peas on their plate?

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JoAnn Paules

Take my peas, I don't like 'em anyway! ha

..Stephanie..

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Stephanie

Yep. On second. Kaytee "Simplexities" on

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Kaytee

Who's on first?

Kaytee "Simplexities" on

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Kaytee

Yes. Oh wait, they're on third.

-Su

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Su/Cutworks

No, What's on third.

..Stephanie..

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Stephanie

Stephanie:

Yes is on third, Guess Who's on second, Who's on first. Elvis is in the outfield.

-Su

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Su/Cutworks

Elvis has left the building.

..Stephanie..

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Stephanie

Here we go again...................

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JoAnn Paules

What a game!

-Kalera

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Kalera Stratton

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