A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead: "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
OT:Dead cat!
Nov 03, 2005
8 Replies
Pat, that is the sort of joke DS loves to share!
Cheryl
Does he know the one about what's the difference between snow men and snow women ? Snow balls.
Oops! We`re going to lead him astray at this rate! LOL!
Pat P
Heck, I just sent those on to my grandson!! He may be too "mature" for such jokes, now that he is 15!!
Gill
Too late!
He loves Benny Hill!
He plays hockey doesn't he???
It is too late!
Cheryl
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