OT: Gillian sent me this, with a dare !

lucretia borgia · 2007-04-07T14:52:12+00:00

A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first everphysical exam.After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, thedoctorsaid, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find noproblems. I did notice one abnormality however." "Oh, what is that, Doctor?""Well, you have no nipples." "None of the people in my tribe have nipples,"she replied."That is amazing," said the doctor, "I'd like to write this up for TheNorth Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don't mind. She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?" She answered, "Approximately 500." "And what is the name of your tribe?"asked the doctor. * Running Doe replied, "We're called ...... ; (You know me, I hate to dothis to you) (I really do hate to do this to you; (I love it!)"The Indiannippleless Five Hundred"

Apr 07, 2007 29 Replies

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Mavia Beaulieu 19 years ago

Either that or he was wishing you would treat him to the Blueberry Facial! :))

Mavia

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ellice 19 years ago

LOL - He got the oatmeal bath, and then a really nice green tea mist finishing spray. He's going to the vet today, and, well, can't take a dirty poosch to his favorite doc. Plus, he hadn't really had a good bath since he started shedding - an amazing amnount of fur came out.

Next time - he'll get the blueberry facial - I just hope instead of brown and white he doesn't come out looking like a bad canine extra from Braveheart.

ellice

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Mirjam Bruck-Cohen 19 years ago

Yes Lucille it is my daughter` s cat on her site ,, And they converse in Hebrew .. there are other fun Musical sounds on her site as well

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look out for the Rossi Film And other Sounds

Ps i don`t consider cats as kids thus he is not a grand kid ... mirjam

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Lucille 19 years ago

Who would ever have thought of a recorder as such a beautiful sound. I'm used to hearing it played badly by little kids. Drora truly makes it sound marvelous.

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Mirjam Bruck-Cohen 19 years ago

In Baroque and Renaissance the recorder plays a very important part , mirjam

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Cheryl Isaak 19 years ago

There are mobile dog washes that come to several of the dogs in my neighborhood.

Cheryl

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ellice 19 years ago

There are a couple around here as well, but they're pretty expensive. We went to the vet yesterday, and the vet, and 2 other people, plus at our LNS stop they were completely thrilled that I'd tried this place. Puckster had a good day - his "grandma" (the breeder) came into the LNS while we were there, then she called "grandpa" to come and see him - took pix. Grandma has become ill a couple of months ago (mid way thru her chemo now) and looks great - but we were so glad to see her. They're really loving breeders, and I think going to help us find a female for Puckster in a couple of months. The dog had a blast - he looks like his sire - only slightly bigger. Poor guy - he gained weight this winter and weighs 66# - though he doesn't look "fat" at all - but now he's on the reduced feed, getting more veggies mixed in with his kibble so that he can get back to 59 #. He's a big springer - and some of the weight is truly muscle - but, still. I don't think he's so happy about the beans and carrots - he'd much rather more cheese.

elllice

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