OT: Gillian sent me this, with a dare !

I should have known you would do it. lol

"Lucille" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Note I altered South to North Dakota lol

Okay, I'm not sure where I stand on this one!

As part American Indian & as a born & bred Hoosier, Indy resident &

But hey - it was kinda funny!

Hugs n' Stitches - RoseAnn

"roseannl" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Definitely no intention to offend - here, rare smiley animal to prove it :)

At least we *have* medicine here!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! and a (:-p) to you!

Joan

The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a record in the window of a charity shop 'Wasp noises from around the world'. Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused, "I don't recognise any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?" The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track. After a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused, "No, I still don't recognise any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head, "It's no good. I just don't recognise any of these wasps" The assistant peers at the label of the record and says, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"

OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.

Ellice

"Joan E." ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Joan - smack - behave yourself !

Bruce ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Gentle and horrible lol

Well, in our current issue we have a review of a recording of crickets.

Ting Qui Listening to Autumn [Country & Eastern Records]

Sue

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. "Please," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." "Ah, so solly," says the waiter, "I bling you Peeking Duck"

Dear Bruce,

After the last two you definitely need a trip off the island, to the mainland!!!! LOLOL

Gillian

Gill Murray ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

We could be sorry we got him started lol He and Fred seem to have a lot in common hee hee

Sue i couldn`t listen to it , i have no idea why ,,, But since you like musical animals , i give you this

Sue

We went over to mainland (Kirkwall) on Tuesday. It was Maureen's first off-island trip for nearly two years. The weather was wet and very windy. The little aeroplane got tossed around quite a bit during the short flight so Maureen says it may well be another two years before she goes off the island again.

Thanks for posting this link :-). That guy is just too cute -- talking with his "mom" I suppose. I had a kitty once who would talk to me just a little bit but not quite as much as this kitty. What language is his "mom" speaking? I can't hear her well enough to place it. Thanks & CiaoMeow >^;;^<

PAX, Tia Mary >^;;^< (RCTQ Queen of Kitties) Angels can't show their wings on earth but nothing was ever said about their whiskers! Visit my Photo albums at

Lucille

Thanks, Mirjam - that was cute. Our cat very rarely meows. I'd hardly ever heard him meow, but in the past couple of months he might let out one meow as we're getting his food. However, the other day we had a "conversation" almost like the one in the video. It was very strange!

Sue

That was definitely cute. Puckster, who is not a very barky dog, has taken to making "interesting" guttural sounds. As if he's really trying to speak more like us. Yesterday, I took him to a very cool self-service doggie wash place :

Either that or he was wishing you would treat him to the Blueberry Facial! :))

Mavia