OT: Survivor Series

Mar 23, 2005 6 Replies
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES


Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. There is no access to fast food.



Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.



The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done there is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.



The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches. They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a



4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.The last man wins...only if...he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.



If the last man does win, he can play the gameover and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called *** "Mother" ***



I take the joke, and it is cute. Unfortunately it has far too much truth in out. I would point out, however, that there was a joke on the other side of the fence a few months ago, about how Canadian girls treat their partners. I know, and know of, many Canadian men who would win this Survivor series hands down. I venture to boast that here in Canada we have the smallest percentage of Male Chauvenist Pigs than any other country in the world.

-- Jim Cripwell. From Canada. Land of the Key Bird. This creature of doom flies over the frozen tundra in winter, shrieking its dreaded call; "Key, Key, Key, Key rist but it's cold!!"

I don't know, many of the Scandanavian countries are pretty good, plus they have governments that have supplied wonderful daycare etc.

Yes and one of those countrues , sorry forgot which , has an even number of Men and Women in the government !!! mirjam

You are correct, I think (not absolutely sure) it is Norway. Whichever it is, the prime minister was a woman too. Very popular, resoundingly elected and not just a token woman.

"F.James Cripwell" I venture to boast that here in Canada we

Been out west much?????? Dawne

Oh lol, you are a barrel of laughs Dawne lol

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