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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human

body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?' No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!' Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?' Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!' The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Any body?' Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.' Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued. 'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.'

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Gen
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Aint it the truth!!!!

LOL!!!

amy in CNY

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amy in CNY

Thanks Gen. I really needed a good laugh.

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Charlotte

ROFLMAO!!! That poor, poor little girl!!! Oh, well, she'll just have to face the reality of life. Oh, my gosh!

Marsha in nw, OH

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I love the way these things come down over time. I first heard the joke in _Kinsey_ with Liam Neeson and Laura Linsey, about the life of Alfred Kinsey, a researcher in human sexuality. The scene is a college classroom in the 1950s. I don't know if the joke was original with the scriptwriters. For the joke to be effective today, you've got to have a class of 6th graders. No one else in the society could be both so unknowledgeable and shocked.

--Lia

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Julia Altshuler

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