Re: OT: High School Essays

Thank you Mary. These are priceless. I just can't imagine how the writers came up with some of these analogies ... especially numbers 13 and 30! PAT, ROFL in VA/USA

Mary in TN wrote: ... CUT ...

> Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays > 13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you > fry them in hot grease. > 30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it > to the wall.
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Pat in Virginia
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Like, whatever.

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Ruth in Happy Camp

Oh boy oh boy - do kids actually really write these or does someone make 'em up?

They're excellent - esp.

  1. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35mph.

Had me howling!

Suzie B

-- "From the internet connection under the pier" Southend, UK

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Paul & Suzie Beckwith

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