Thank you Mary. These are priceless. I just can't imagine how the writers came up with some of these analogies ... especially numbers 13 and 30! PAT, ROFL in VA/USA
Mary in TN wrote: ... CUT ...
> Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays
> 13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
> fry them in hot grease.
> 30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it > to the wall.