when quilters take over the world

Mar 21, 2008 30 Replies

Polly said when quilter's take over the world things are going to be a lot different. So let's dream a little.



When quilters take over the world I will never have to change my rotary blade, it will always cut like a knife through soft butter.



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Karen, Queen of Squishies


...but will never cut my fingers when I zip along the ruler....

And houses will be built around the quilting room, the main room of the house.

Steven Alaska

When quilters take over the world I will never have to change my rotary blade, it will always cut like a knife through soft butter.

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Karen, Queen of Squishies

and all the school ciricullum (sp?) will be based around quilting. reading, writing, maths, social interaction, art, music, science, hand/eye coordination (for the little ones). the world should be busy 'creating' quilts not 'destroying' the world in any more damn wars. j.

"Karen, Queen of Squishies" wrote...

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And family members will respect the time of the quilter, knowing that creativity is freely flowing

And all our seams and points will be perfect!!

And there will be a tax write off for all our fabric and notions and gas spent for our addiction.

It'll be Arctic winter all year round so everybody will need lots more quilts and the nights will be much longer to work on them?

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DH wants to add "not to mention the attached climate controlled fabric storage area. An extra day in the week "Quiltday" and much more."

Pati, > And houses will be built around the quilting room, the main room of the > house.

When quilters take over the world, the arc on every SM will adjust from stingy to any width at all as easily as pulling the lever on a reclining chair. Bobbins will be filled by tossing a spool of thread in the general direction of the bobbin case; and every child will be hugged by a quilt that says, "Somebody loves me." Polly

"Jack Campin - bogus address" Polly said when quilters take over the world things are going to be

Every person in the world will sleep in a bed filled with soft, warm and beautiful quilts and everyone will sleep knowing that they are safe and surrounded by love.

And I'll have patience.

Sunny

When quilters take over the world you'll be able to walk into the shops that sell home furnishing fabrics and say "I'm not interested in yardage

- how much for the book of samples?"

DiMa wrote:

The obvious wish: All fabric stores will carry nice quilting cottons and other supplies at an affordable price, and every neighborhood will have a fabric store. Roberta in D

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Every town, city, village, hamlet will have a quilt shop with 10,000 bolts of fabric ! Quilts will be automatically machine quilted as you sew the blocks together. There will be no tops / flimsies floating around awaiting finishing.

We will always be able to find "exactly the right fabric combinations" without getting frustrated or spending too much money! We will be granted "extension days" whenever we want so that we can have time to sew and finish projects, and still get all the other "life" stuff done.

ME-Judy

When quilters take over the world you'll never buy 'almost- not quite enough- and now it's all sold out' fabric. You'll always buy just enough and if you change your mind there'll be plenty more at a nice price! And every fabric purchase will include ten yards of complimentary batiks- in your choice of colors, of course! And complimentary matching cotton thread, too, while I'm at it..... ;-)

Leslie & The Furbabies in MO.

We will all receive an 'extra dependent' deduction on our annual tax burden .... in every city, state, province, nation! YES! PAT in VA/USA

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