Hi Y'all,
This is a smattering of what happened to us between Dec. 26/08 and Dec
31/08.Well Air Canada and Westjet screwed up our Christmas but I wasn't going to let them screw up our New Years Eve. So..... loaded up the van with blankets, food, coffee, spare tires, chains, shovels, candles, and made sure there were plenty of ZZ Top tapes on the dash and Zoooooom! Off to what I thought would be a reasonably enjoyable trip winter or no winter. Cold as h... for first 175 km. Stop for gas, ask for directions. After going nearly 250km realize the idiot gave us the wrong directions. Swear and adjust temper level, schedule now a disaster. It warms up a bit and fog rolls in. Next 300km max speed 50kmph. Visiblility drops to 100 meters. Next 60km raining so hard windshield wipers can hardly handle the job, max speed 40kmph. Rain stops, more fog and visiblility drops to 50 meters, max speed 30kmph. Swear and adjust temper level, most vehicles that pass us disappear into the fog and we can't see them because they don't have their lights on. Saving their batteries I guess. Arrive at destination a day and a half late. Hmmm.. How come everyone is spreaking what sounds like French? Ah, relief, The locals realize that we are Gringos. No Room at the Inn. Been on the road 48+ hrs. Spend a few hours with the people we were supposed to meet rather than a few days that we had planned. Weather closing in again so we decide to load up the new puppy and leave early. Low fog but not too bad for a few 100km. Temperature drops and it snows for 50 or 60km. Temperature rises and we got thunder, lightning, rain and a small tornado. Stop to let storm pass as 8' and 12' signs and trees are flying thru the air in all directions. Temperature drops and it starts to snow again, big time. I just know that it is time to get off the hwy. We can drive but too many nuts passing, you guessed it, they got no lights on. Find a motel somewhere between "nothing and nowhere" and check in. About 75 people follow our example - hah - Ontario Provincial Police have closed the hwy.
4 extra large, strong, old and black,Tim Horton coffees, and six hours later we are on the road again, Eat your heart out Willie Nelson. Storm has knocked out power for next 100 - 300kms, happy to have a full tank of gas. Highway has been plowed out and Ontario Provincial Police tell us that 18" snow fell in a hour during the blizzard. In next 500km we count 3 semi's upside down in the ditch and about 6 cars and 3 1/2 tons also in the ditch, some on their roofs. No point stopping for hot meal cause nobody got power - dying for a coffee..... Finally leave "nowhere, nothing and somewhere not on the map" and get into civilization - so to speak. Gas up, coffee up and hit the road again. Total lapsed time for this gum-ball rally, too tired to figure it out. Temperature dropping but at least no snow or fog. Drop our speed because we are getting a bit weary. Finally pull into our driveway at 8:00 a.m., unload valuables, leave the rest for later. Total lapsed time for this 2800+km gum-ball rally 84+ hours. Distances and times subject to correction. A trip to h... and back for Jr. and I but Momma Bear is happy to see us back. We hand Momma Bear her Christmas Present. I tell her that I think that *her puppy* needs to go out for a pee. DS and I and collapse in our beds, clothes and all.Fred