OT Where's our Scotland Jo?

I heard from Jo today & she's been sick with the flu. I told her RCTQ was looking for her to post her annual Xmas joke, so hopefully she'll oblige any day now! Psst - it's her birthday today.

Pauline Northern California

If you are peeking in Jo I wish you a happy birthday. Actually a healthy birthday is what you need. Take care of yourself. We miss you around here. TAria

Paul> I heard from Jo today & she's been sick with the flu. I told her RCTQ

Thanks for the heads up Pauline -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JO and feel better soon so you can come back for a nice long visit.......

OH dear. The flu is Nasty! I hope she's back on her feet soon! We miss you JO! Happy Birthday!

Thanks, Pauline.

Happy Birthday, Jo

Hiya folks. Looks like someone posted the joke I usually put here, so here's a different one for you.

Three lawyers die in a horrible accident and are standing outside the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Since it is time of Jesus' birth, give me one good reason why I should let you in here."

The first one rattles the change in his pocket.

"What's that supposed to be?" asks Peter.

"Well, it's jingle bells" the first replies.

"Fine" says Peter, with a sigh.

The next starts throwing bits of paper from inside his pockets into the air.

"What on earth is that?" asks Peter.

"It's, er, snow falling" says the second.

"Right, on you go," Peter replies, rolling his eyes.

The third reaches inside his blazer and pulls out a pair of women's knickers.

"What's that got to do with anything?!?" shouts Peter.

"They're Carol's".

Welllllll, Jo. So glad you've showed up. Are you still helping the mama with triplets? I would imagine Christmas x 3 would equal a minor riot. What fun. Polly

Welcome back, Jo! We've missed you! I hope you're feeling better now. :)