OMG!!!! That was hilarious!!! I needed that. I have been sick for a couple days now (it is starting to go away now), and I just laughed until I was coughing. I haven't laughed about anything for a while now, so thank you for making me laugh...I needed it.
I can just imagine the look of horror on your poor mother's face as her wonderful grand-daughter said that line about the gay waiter and "gaydar". It must have been priceless!
Marissa
It's been a while since I treated you guys to some stories, so I decided to
> plunk my bad self down at the keyboard and type out one or two that have been
> steeping in my head for a couple of days. Enjoy.
*snipped for bandwith*