There is a story in the Toronto Globe and Mail that made me howl. True, supposedly.
Valdemar and Aldemar went to the doctor. Valdemar went to have an earache checked, Aldemar to get a vasectomy. When the nurse called Aldemar, Valdemar went in. Had the vasectomy. When asked why he didn't say anything while they were performing the surgery he said "I thought my condition was more serious than I had realized!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now, what do you think will happen in the Aldemar household when they discover that ear cleaning can't prevent pregnancy???
Cheers,
Lynne in Toronto