vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Kathy N-V :
]I am weird about our privacy too, and don't like questionaires. So I make up ]lies. I have a whole persona - my evil twin is named Wanda Zifiwil, she ]lives at one of my childhood addresses (which no longer exists), and has our ]modem number as her main phone line.
that's great - as long as it's not a government form for some kind of loan or assistance.
i do know a lady who was a divorced single mom who found a house she wanted to buy. there was absolutely no way she was going to qualify - she did day care! so, she made up whatever figures she needed to qualify - took the figures to H&R Block and asked them to do her taxes. they gave her the completed forms to sign. she showed the forms to the bank. the bank approved the loan. as soon as she was in the house, she tore up the H&R forms, filled out the correct ones, and filed her tax return. i can say this safely now, as her home is paid for and she doesn't have to worry about it. she was very creative. i would never have had the nerve!
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